jeudi 12 septembre 2013

Hesitate no more



Do you find yourself in situations where you feel worse than the publishers who turned down J.K Rowling's book Harry Potter  ?
Don't you just hate it When it's necessary to choose between two things and both are good for your happiness ?
Well I have the solution and it is simple, WHY NOT BOTH ?

Nike Mercurial vs Adidas Nitro-charge ?

Why not both ? They're gonna cost you a fortune and keep your pocket empty for a long time, but the hell with it  #YOLO.

Two girlfriends or boyfriends ?

Why not both ? If you can not call everyone of them not by the other's name and keep them away from your phone then why not ? and you know the best thing a threesome with both of them, you have just to be good in persuading.

Cheesecake vs Ice cream ?

Why not both ? Just think what Somali children would do, or simply listen to your stomach, it never lies.

And the list goes on.

Please notice that this solution is exclusive to dual-choices, you can't blame me if you apply it on multiple choice situations , you'll win nothing if you suit me, even if you would I'll go to jail and everyone will hate you.

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