vendredi 13 septembre 2013

Ten Moroccan Facebook pages you should like


Morocconize

The title can give a clear idea about the page's content, which is adding the Moroccan flavor to everything in a funny and smart way.





سوتيتراج

Or "subtitling" in a literal translation, but what the page shares is different a bit, it is about taking a picture from a TV show or a movie and put a caption that "rhymes" white the face expressions and the scene.






Dictions Marocaines 

 Have you ever literally pictured what you say ? Well, Jihad Eliassa a Fine Arts College graduate and the page's founder did that by turning famous idioms and expressions into comics.







Moroccan Meme Base

 if you're not allergic to sarcasm and your mind is open, Moroccan Memes Base is a page that you would enjoy.



Sokomoko 

A weird name for a page that provides information for fans. The Moroccan version of  Didyouknow blog is a place that you won't describe by "look another page on Facebook ".



Brain Oil Factory 

The Moroccan Digital Art Community, a gathering place for talented painters, if you appreciate art or not you should take a look at this page.






Humour Politique || تقشاب سياسي

I had to change my profile to anonymous in order to mention this anti-system page... I'm joking, we live in a free country ... I'm joking again.
Humour Politique is a political sarcastic community. If you have a problem liking the regime then it's a good place for you.



Morocco World Wide

For Moroccans that like to get updates about Morocco in English "Hit Like".



Moroccan Football Memes 

Last but not least, a page that makes fun of everything relates to football, if you're fanatic about the team you support, then it's a wrong address for you.



Please note that the pages aren't arranged according to any order, they're equally amazing.


jeudi 12 septembre 2013

Hesitate no more



Do you find yourself in situations where you feel worse than the publishers who turned down J.K Rowling's book Harry Potter  ?
Don't you just hate it When it's necessary to choose between two things and both are good for your happiness ?
Well I have the solution and it is simple, WHY NOT BOTH ?

Nike Mercurial vs Adidas Nitro-charge ?

Why not both ? They're gonna cost you a fortune and keep your pocket empty for a long time, but the hell with it  #YOLO.

Two girlfriends or boyfriends ?

Why not both ? If you can not call everyone of them not by the other's name and keep them away from your phone then why not ? and you know the best thing a threesome with both of them, you have just to be good in persuading.

Cheesecake vs Ice cream ?

Why not both ? Just think what Somali children would do, or simply listen to your stomach, it never lies.

And the list goes on.

Please notice that this solution is exclusive to dual-choices, you can't blame me if you apply it on multiple choice situations , you'll win nothing if you suit me, even if you would I'll go to jail and everyone will hate you.

mardi 10 septembre 2013

Why football rocks and soccer sucks ?

It rhymes, and that's enough to make it a fact, the rest is for expanding your knowledge.

Why football rocks ?

You don't have to be very good to play, good is enough.

If you have money you always win.

You are not susceptible to injury in every minute you play, unlike wrestling  and bull riding/running.

If you're overweight, every game requires two goalkeepers and a referee, you can choose.

Why soccer sucks ?

There is no such thing as soccer, and the name is terrible for a sport.




lundi 9 septembre 2013

Morals to get from TV shows.

After watching few TV shows I started wondering if fun in return of wasting time is really a good deal. So I thought it's time to get things that will be useful someday.
Here some of the things :


Friends

While some people have to take drugs in order to stop worrying and being anxious, some would just clean.

Food always comes first.


Two And A Half Men 

Never get an old maid with a funny spirit, or a maid, or a brother.

Never try to fill Charlie Sheen's place, you just gonna suck.


How I Met Your Mother

friends and scrubs aren't over yet.


Breaking Bad

If you get bullied and tired of it ,then it's time for you to start cooking meth.


The Walking Dead

If suddenly the lights go off we know the right people to lead us.


Supernatural

If you want demons to fight you with their bare hands regardless to their super powers or make 10 cm wounds without leaving a scar supernatural is the right place