mercredi 25 décembre 2013

Moroccan parents

People in normal and  sane countries live the four famous stages of life childhood, the beginning of the problems, the problems, death.
In  Morocco people like to do things shortly or in sum, so, there are just three stages : being a Moroccan, being  a Moroccan parent and death or becoming a ghost and have their own temple.

The first stage "Being a Moroccan", begins from birth where a person is just a Moroccan full of contradictions, loves the king and blames the government, wants to go to Sweden in order to bang pretty girls and at the same time wants to keep good faith in Allah... and more in the previous article What is a Moroccan... A Moroccan keeps living the same way until having the first child, and then they go to the next level "the Moroccan parent" this phase has some noticeable symptoms it begins with the pride which can be obvious every time the topic about children pops up -which is all the time
"-This morning my son used the spoon for the first time. I almost cried.
-How old is he ?
-12.
-Is he retarded ? I mean did someone put a spell on him ?
-No
 -Oh ! You must be proud."
The attitude when someone criticizes their children
"-Today my son dropped the spoon on the new carpet... the little dirty ass retard...he's stupid like his father.
- Yeah I agree with that.
-Bitch, how dare you say that about my family ?"
In sane countries people make children in order to see the continuity of their lives or they're sixteen ... Moroccans are smart they feel like pets will poop everywhere and they don't live long so they get a child so the first years to treat him like a pet and after the child become a punching bag every time the Moroccan parent gets angry.
Also when a Moroccan becomes a parent it, they automatically get a sacred shield, and that shield protects them from criticism and arguing with children.
When a Moroccan becomes a parent he/she stops being reasonable -or mostly keeps not being reasonable- like they can do anything and say the famous line "my parents used to do worse and I never said a word", and it never crosses their minds that their parents were terrorists and so were the parents of their parents.